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Daredevil Critique – ‘All in God’s Plan’ by Marianna Saran

Ed & Amanda — Fri, 10 Apr 2026 01:00:00 +0000

Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of All in God's Plan by Marianna Saran. This story appeared in the January 2026 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction.

Thanks to our daredevils for bravely facing the judges’ fire for the collective benefit of our listeners.

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Winners – Not Quite Write Prize for FLESH Fiction

Ed & Amanda — Fri, 03 Apr 2026 00:00:00 +0000

The looong tease is over! Join us now for the climax, as we reveal the winners of each erotic fiction category, plus the overall winner of the Not Quite Write Prize for FLESH Fiction, with all six steamy stories read to completion by your hosts. We hope FLESH Fiction was as good for you as it was for us! With thanks to our generous sponsors: Adult Matchmaker https://adultmatchmaker.com.au/ AdultShop https://adultshop.com Ashton Publishing Group https://www.ashtonpublishinggroup.com Love & Lust Gosford https://loveandlust.com.au Naked Wines https://www.nakedwines.com.au Odyssey Toys https://odyssey-toys.com Romance Writers of Australia https://romanceaustralia.com Romance Writers of America https://www.rwa.org

Daredevil Critique – ‘Thanks Be Given’ by Kenny Penn

Ed & Amanda — Wed, 01 Apr 2026 00:00:00 +0000

Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of Thanks Be Given by Kenny Penn. This story appeared in the January 2026 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction.

Thanks to our daredevils for bravely facing the judges’ fire for the collective benefit of our listeners.

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FLESH Fiction Podium Reveal – ‘Other’ Erotica

Ed & Amanda — Mon, 30 Mar 2026 00:00:00 +0000

Join as we reveal the stories that made the podium in the 'Other' Erotica category of the 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for FLESH Fiction.

We’ll chat with our guest judge, author Elise Scott, and together delve deep into the judging process for this category.

Finally, at the end of the episode, we’ll read our second-place story in all its NSFW glory!

It’s guaranteed to get your pulse racing…

Find out more about Elise Scott, at https://elise-scott.com/ Register for the next Not Quite Write Prize at https://notquitewriteprize.com With thanks to our generous sponsors: Romance Writers of Australia https://romanceaustralia.com Romance Writers of America https://www.rwa.org Ashton Publishing Group https://www.ashtonpublishinggroup.com Naked Wines https://www.nakedwines.com.au

Daredevil Critique – ‘Recycled’ by Ryan Fleming

Ed & Amanda — Fri, 27 Mar 2026 00:00:00 +0000

Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of Recycled by Ryan Fleming. This story appeared in the January 2026 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction.

Thanks to our daredevils for bravely facing the judges’ fire for the collective benefit of our listeners.

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FLESH Fiction Podium Reveal – Literary Erotica

Ed & Amanda — Wed, 25 Mar 2026 00:00:00 +0000

Join as we reveal the stories that made the podium in the Literary Erotica category of the 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for FLESH Fiction.

We’ll chat with our guest judge, author Elise Scott, and together delve deep into the judging process for this category.

Finally, at the end of the episode, we’ll read our second-place story in all its NSFW glory!

It’s guaranteed to get your pulse racing…

FLESH Fiction Podium Reveal – Kink & Taboo

Ed & Amanda — Mon, 23 Mar 2026 00:00:00 +0000

Join as we reveal the stories that made the podium in the Kink & Taboo category of the 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for FLESH Fiction.

We’ll chat with our guest judge, author Elise Scott, and together delve deep into the judging process for this category.

Finally, at the end of the episode, we’ll read our second-place story in all its NSFW glory!

It’s guaranteed to get your pulse racing…

Daredevil Critique – ‘Floccinaucinihilipilification’ by Mohnam/Kurosh

Ed & Amanda — Fri, 20 Mar 2026 00:00:00 +0000

Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of Floccinaucinihilipilification by Mohnam/Kurosh. This story appeared in the January 2026 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction.

Thanks to our daredevils for bravely facing the judges’ fire for the collective benefit of our listeners.

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FLESH Fiction Podium Reveal – Fantasy & Supernatural

Ed & Amanda — Wed, 18 Mar 2026 00:00:00 +0000

Join as we reveal the stories that made the podium in the Fantasy & Supernatural category of the 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for FLESH Fiction.

We’ll chat with our guest judge, author Elise Scott, and together delve deep into the judging process for this category.

Finally, at the end of the episode, we’ll read our second-place story in all its NSFW glory!

It’s guaranteed to get your pulse racing…

FLESH Fiction Podium Reveal – Erotic Romance

Ed & Amanda — Mon, 16 Mar 2026 00:00:00 +0000

Join as we reveal the stories that made the podium in the Erotic Romance category of the 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for FLESH Fiction.

We’ll chat with our guest judge, romantic comedy author Julia Boggio, and together delve deep into the judging process for this category.

Finally, at the end of the episode, we’ll read our second-place story in all its NSFW glory!

It’s guaranteed to get your pulse racing…

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Daredevil Critique – ‘Whoever Wrote This Hold Music Needs To Pay For Their Sins’ by Elanor Menzel

Ed & Amanda — Fri, 13 Mar 2026 00:00:00 +0000

Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of Whoever Wrote This Hold Music Needs To Pay For Their Sins by Elanor Menzel. This story appeared in the January 2026 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction.

Thanks to our daredevils for bravely facing the judges’ fire for the collective benefit of our listeners.

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FLESH Fiction Podium Reveal – Erotic Comedy

Ed & Amanda — Wed, 11 Mar 2026 00:00:00 +0000

Join as we reveal the stories that made the podium in the Erotic Comedy category of the 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for FLESH Fiction.

We’ll chat with our guest judge, romantic comedy author Jo Lyons, and together delve deep into the judging process for this category.

Finally, at the end of the episode, we’ll read our second-place story in all its NSFW glory!

It’s guaranteed to get your pulse racing…

Find out more about Jo Lyons, at https://jolyonsauthor.com Register for the next Not Quite Write Prize at https://notquitewriteprize.com With thanks to our generous sponsors: Romance Writers of Australia https://romanceaustralia.com Romance Writers of America https://www.rwa.org Adult Match Maker https://www.adultmatchmaker.com.au AdultShop https://www.adultshop.com Ashton Publishing Group https://www.ashtonpublishinggroup.com Love & Lust Adult Shop Gosford https://loveandlust.com.au Naked Wines https://www.nakedwines.com.au Odyssey Toys https://odyssey-toys.com

Longlist – Not Quite Write Prize for FLESH Fiction

Ed & Amanda — Sun, 08 Mar 2026 00:00:00 +0000

We heard you like it looong . So, allow us to pleasure you aurally for the next three and a half hours, as we delve deep into FLESH Fiction.

We'll warm up with some stats from the competition, before checking in on consent with guest Judge, Elise Scott. Then we'll turn up the heat, sharing our favourite titles and hottest lines, before answering your burning anatomical questions with Dr Linda Atkins. And, finally, when you can't take the anticipation any longer, we'll bring on the climax, where we reveal the 49 members of the Not Quite Write Prize for FLESH Fiction longlist. It's bound to be a truly tantric experience. For more information on Dr Linda Atkins and the Parramatta Play Project, visit instagram.com/atkinsaudacity/ Visit the Honour Roll for your badge. https://notquitewritepodcast.com/prize/awards/ Connect with us at https://notquitewritepodcast.com Register for the next Not Quite Write Prize at https://notquitewriteprize.com

Winner and Shortlist – January 2026 Not Quite Write Prize

Ed & Amanda — Fri, 06 Mar 2026 00:00:00 +0000

Ed and Amanda reveal the wildcards, shortlist and WINNER of the January 2026 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction.

Listen to find out which team emerged victorious, and which author takes home the AU$1,500 first prize and coveted Not Quite Write Prize trophy.

Read the shortlisted and winning stories on our website. https://notquitewritepodcast.com/prize/awards/

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Longlist – January 2026 Not Quite Write Prize

Ed & Amanda — Fri, 27 Feb 2026 00:00:00 +0000

Ed and Amanda reveal the 40 members of the January 2026 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction longlist.

Our first ever write-off was a true showdown, pitting Team Law (Amanda) against Team Outlaw (Ed).

We'll pull back the curtain on the judging process, and shout out the best takes on the prompts, and some of our favourite titles and lines.

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Daredevil Critique – ‘Third Times the Charm’ by Mohnam/Kurosh

Ed & Amanda — Fri, 09 Jan 2026 01:00:00 +0000

Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of Third Times the Charm by Mohnam/Kurosh.

This story appeared in the October 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction, which featured the anti-prompt: Break the rule “use active voice”.

Thanks to our daredevils for bravely facing the judges’ fire for the collective benefit of our listeners.

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Daredevil Critique – ‘A Letter on Honor and Dust and the Weight of Grief’ by Alyson Tait

Ed & Amanda — Fri, 02 Jan 2026 01:00:00 +0000

Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of A Letter on Honor and Dust and the Weight of Grief by Alyson Tait.

This story appeared in the October 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction, which featured the anti-prompt: Break the rule “use active voice”.

Thanks to our daredevils for bravely facing the judges’ fire for the collective benefit of our listeners.

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Daredevil Critique – ‘God Cries Your Name in the Gull’s Wild Flight’ by Linda Atkins

Ed & Amanda — Fri, 26 Dec 2025 01:00:00 +0000

Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of God Cries Your Name in the Gull's Wild Flight by Linda Atkins.

This story appeared in the October 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction, which featured the anti-prompt: Break the rule “use active voice”.

Thanks to our daredevils for bravely facing the judges’ fire for the collective benefit of our listeners.

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Daredevil Critique – ‘Repulsinated’ by Jennifer Lyons-Bell

Ed & Amanda — Fri, 19 Dec 2025 01:00:00 +0000

Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of Repulsinated by Jennifer Lyons-Bell.

This story appeared in the October 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction, which featured the anti-prompt: Break the rule “use active voice”.

Thanks to our daredevils for bravely facing the judges’ fire for the collective benefit of our listeners.

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Daredevil Critique – ‘Kissing the Boots Goodbye’ by Pennie Nichols

Ed & Amanda — Fri, 12 Dec 2025 01:00:00 +0000

Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of Kissing the Boots Goodbye by Pennie Nichols.

This story appeared in the October 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction, which featured the anti-prompt: Break the rule “use active voice”.

Thanks to our daredevils for bravely facing the judges’ fire for the collective benefit of our listeners.

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Winner and Shortlist – October 2025 Not Quite Write Prize

Ed & Amanda — Thu, 04 Dec 2025 23:00:00 +0000

Ed and Amanda reveal the wildcards, shortlist and WINNER of the October 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction featuring the anti-prompt: Break the rule, "Show, don't tell."

Who will take home the AU$1,500 first prize and see their name emblazoned on the coveted Not Quite Write Prize trophy?

Plus, all shortlisted stories from all four rounds will feature in the Not Quite Write Prize Anthology 2025, available soon on our website.

Read the shortlisted and winning stories on our website.

Longlist – October 2025 Not Quite Write Prize

Ed & Amanda — Wed, 26 Nov 2025 23:00:00 +0000

Ed and Amanda reveal the 40 members of the October 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction longlist, featuring the anti-prompt: Break the rule, "Show, don't tell."

First, we kick off with a deep dive into competition stats. Then stay tuned as we answer listener questions. We'll shoutout the best takes on the prompts, and some of our favourite titles and lines.

Join us, as we stick the boot in for this very looonnnggg kiss goodbye to the Anti-Prompt!

See the full longlist on our website https://notquitewritepodcast.com/prize/awards/ Grab a copy of the anthology https://notquitewritepodcast.com/anthology Connect with us at https://notquitewritepodcast.com Register for the next Not Quite Write Prize at https://notquitewriteprize.com

It’s a write-off! Introducing the new NQW Prize prompt format

Ed & Amanda — Fri, 07 Nov 2025 00:00:00 +0000

Ding-dong, the Anti-Prompt is dead! Ed and Amanda reveal the new Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction prompt format. We'll explain how the new team-based competition structure will work, and reveal the brand-new prizes up for grabs in 2026!

Join the conversation now on social media via the links at notquitewrite.com Register for the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction at notquitewriteprize.com

Rate and review the podcast now for good karma. We treasure every one of your positive comments!

#23 – Show Us Your Clips! (100th Episode Celebration)

Ed & Amanda — Fri, 17 Oct 2025 01:00:00 +0000

Somebody call Mathemachicken: the math ain't mathin'!

That's right, Ed and Amanda have called it early, prematurely celebrating 100 combined episodes and "bonus" episodes of the Not Quite Write Podcast and Not Quite Write Interviews in "regular" episode #23!

We'll start by dredging up the distant past to reveal how and where we first met, and how the podcast came to be. From there, we hope you'll indulge us as we revisit some of our favourite moments from the first three years of the Not Quite Write Podcast. It's been a wild ride!

A huge thanks to our devoted listeners for being there with us through the highest of highs and lowest of... brows.

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Daredevil Critique – ‘Hand Over Hand’ by Marina R. M. Lane

Ed & Amanda — Fri, 10 Oct 2025 01:00:00 +0000

Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of Hand Over Hand by Marina R. M. Lane.

This story appeared in the July 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction, which featured the anti-prompt: Break the rule “use active voice”.

Thanks to our daredevils for bravely facing the judges’ fire for the collective benefit of our listeners.

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Daredevil Critique – ‘The Teapot is Haunted’ by Eilish Forwells

Ed & Amanda — Fri, 03 Oct 2025 02:00:00 +0000

Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of The Teapot is Haunted by Eilish Forwells.

This story appeared in the July 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction, which featured the anti-prompt: Break the rule “use active voice”.

Thanks to our daredevils for bravely facing the judges’ fire for the collective benefit of our listeners.

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Daredevil Critique – ‘The Tapestry of You’ by Natalie Bucsko

Ed & Amanda — Fri, 26 Sep 2025 02:00:00 +0000

Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of The Tapestry of You by Natalie Bucsko.

This story appeared in the July 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction, which featured the anti-prompt: Break the rule “use active voice”.

Thanks to our daredevils for bravely facing the judges’ fire for the collective benefit of our listeners.

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Daredevil Critique – ‘Cleansing Fire’ by Exeter Stevens

Ed & Amanda — Fri, 19 Sep 2025 02:00:00 +0000

Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of Cleansing Fire by Exeter Stevens.

This story appeared in the July 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction, which featured the anti-prompt: Break the rule “use active voice”.

Thanks to our daredevils for bravely facing the judges’ fire for the collective benefit of our listeners.

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Daredevil Critique – ‘Agent Jackson’s Action Faction’ by MJ McElhaney

Ed & Amanda — Fri, 12 Sep 2025 02:00:00 +0000

Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of Agent Jackson’s Action Faction by MJ McElhaney.

This story appeared in the July 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction, which featured the anti-prompt: Break the rule “use active voice”.

Thanks to our daredevils for bravely facing the judges’ fire for the collective benefit of our listeners.

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Winner and Shortlist – July 2025 Not Quite Write Prize

Ed & Amanda — Fri, 05 Sep 2025 00:00:00 +0000

Ed and Amanda reveal the wildcards, shortlist and WINNER of the July 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction featuring the anti-prompt: Break the rule, "use active voice."

Engage in some active listening as we put on our best passive voices to read the Top 6 stories aloud!

Who will take home the AU$1,500 first prize and see their name emblazoned on the coveted Not Quite Write Prize trophy?

Read the shortlisted and winning stories on our website.

Longlist – July 2025 Not Quite Write Prize

Ed & Amanda — Wed, 27 Aug 2025 00:00:00 +0000

In this bumper episode, Ed and Amanda reveal the 40 members of the July 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction longlist, featuring the anti-prompt: Break the rule, "use active voice."

First, we kick off with a deep dive into competition stats. Then stay tuned as we answer listener questions. We'll shoutout the best takes on the prompts, and some of our favourite titles and lines.

So, crack out that origami paper and get folding; this ep's gonna be lit!

#22 – Adolescent Behaviour

Ed & Amanda — Fri, 18 Jul 2025 02:00:00 +0000

What do James Joyce, Adolescence, and 'vajankles' have in common? This episode of the Not Quite Write podcast, of course!

In this episode, we fully embrace our own juvenile tendencies as we indulge in some highly literary toilet humour.

We also open the mailbag to answer your burning questions and share our erotic fiction and TV show recommendations, before elevating the brow in our discussion of the TV series Adolescence.

But the real question is: who let these guys have wine? Listen as Ed and Amanda crack open the bottles a little too early and race to the bottom in the most entertaining way possible.

Check out our list of 'Reading Recs for Poeverts' at https://notquitewritepodcast.com/reading-recs-for-poeverts/ Read some steamy stories at https://www.adultmatchmaker.com.au/erotica Send us a voicemail for our 100th episode celebration at notquitewritepodcast.com/voicemail Join the conversation now on social media via the links at notquitewrite.com Register for the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction at notquitewriteprize.com Enter our free erotic fiction competition, the Not Quite Write Prize for FLESH Fiction at notquitewritepodcast.com/fleshfiction

Daredevil Critique – ‘Beachmasters’ by Justin Kramasz

Ed & Amanda — Fri, 11 Jul 2025 02:00:00 +0000

Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of Beachmasters by Justin Kramasz.

This story appeared in the April 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction, which featured the anti-prompt: Break the rule “kill your darlings”.

Thanks to our daredevils for bravely facing the judges’ fire for the collective benefit of our listeners.

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Daredevil Critique – ‘The Silence, the Sea, and the Burning Stars’ by Alexandria Bellani

Ed & Amanda — Fri, 04 Jul 2025 02:00:00 +0000

Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of The Silence, the Sea, and the Burning Stars by Alexandria Bellani.

This story appeared in the April 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction, which featured the anti-prompt: Break the rule “kill your darlings”.

Thanks to our daredevils for bravely facing the judges’ fire for the collective benefit of our listeners.

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Daredevil Critique – ‘Leaking Compartments’ by Mohnam/Kurosh

Ed & Amanda — Fri, 27 Jun 2025 02:00:00 +0000

Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of Leaking Compartments by Mohnam/Kurosh.

This story appeared in the April 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction, which featured the anti-prompt: Break the rule “kill your darlings”.

Thanks to our daredevils for bravely facing the judges’ fire for the collective benefit of our listeners.

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Daredevil Critique – ‘At Least it’s not real Diarrhoea’ by Sarah Kennedy

Ed & Amanda — Fri, 20 Jun 2025 02:00:00 +0000

Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of At Least it's not real Diarrhoea by Sarah Kennedy.

This story appeared in the April 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction, which featured the anti-prompt: Break the rule “kill your darlings”.

Thanks to our daredevils for bravely facing the judges’ fire for the collective benefit of our listeners.

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Daredevil Critique – ‘Grimoire She Wrote’ by SJ Snyder

Ed & Amanda — Fri, 13 Jun 2025 02:00:00 +0000

Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of Grimoire She Wrote by SJ Snyder.

This story appeared in the April 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction, which featured the anti-prompt: Break the rule “kill your darlings”.

Thanks to our daredevils for bravely facing the judges’ fire for the collective benefit of our listeners.

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Winner and Shortlist – April 2025 Not Quite Write Prize

Ed & Amanda — Fri, 06 Jun 2025 00:00:00 +0000

Ed and Amanda reveal the wildcards, shortlist and WINNER of the April 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction featuring the anti-prompt: Break the rule, "Kill your darlings."

Sit back and enjoy as we read the 6 shortlisted stories that got the SEAL of approval to feature in our annual print anthology!

Who will take home the AU$1,500 first prize and see their name emblazoned on the coveted Not Quite Write Prize trophy?

Read the shortlisted and winning stories on our website. https://notquitewritepodcast.com/results-of-the-april-2025-not-quite-write-prize-for-flash-fiction/

Learn about the anthology https://notquitewritepodcast.com/anthology Connect with us at https://notquitewritepodcast.com Register for the next Not Quite Write Prize at https://notquitewriteprize.com Enter the Not Quite Write Prize for FLESH Fiction at https://notquitewritepodcast.com/fleshfiction/

Longlist – April 2025 Not Quite Write Prize

Ed & Amanda — Fri, 30 May 2025 00:00:00 +0000

Ed and Amanda reveal the 40 members of the April 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction longlist, featuring the anti-prompt: Break the rule, "Kill your darlings."

First, we kick off with a deep dive into competition stats. Then stay tuned as we answer listener questions. We'll shoutout the best takes on the prompts, and some of our favourite titles and lines.

So WIPE those schedules and settle in for another looooonglist episode!

#21 – [Blank] the Cat

Ed & Amanda — Thu, 17 Apr 2025 01:50:00 +0000

Blake Snyder told writers to 'Save the Cat,' but is this advice credible, or was Blake Snyder just a talented salesman? In Get Rec'd, Ed and Amanda examine his 1994 kid's film, 'Blank Check,' for the answer.

For the flash enthusiasts, we also delve into how Blake Snyder's screenwriting advice can be applied to the short fiction format.

Also in this episode, we touch on the line between plagiarism and homage, and deliver an important update for Not Quite Prize entrants.

Join the conversation now on social media via the links at notquitewrite.com Register for the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction at notquitewriteprize.com Enter our free erotic fiction competition, the Not Quite Write Prize for FLESH Fiction at notquitewritepodcast.com/fleshfiction

Daredevil Critique – ‘It’s a Fool’s Game’ by Eilish Forwells

Ed & Amanda — Fri, 11 Apr 2025 01:40:00 +0000

Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of It’s a Fool’s Game by Eilish Forwells.

This story appeared in the January 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction, which featured the anti-prompt: Break the rule “write what you know”.

Thanks to our daredevils for bravely facing the judges’ fire for the collective benefit of our listeners.

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Daredevil Critique – ‘Say the Words’ by S.A. Braden

Ed & Amanda — Fri, 04 Apr 2025 00:40:00 +0000

Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of Say the Words by S.A. Braden.

This story appeared in the January 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction, which featured the anti-prompt: Break the rule “write what you know”.

Thanks to our daredevils for bravely facing the judges’ fire for the collective benefit of our listeners.

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#20 – Hell Hath No Furry Like a Woman’s P*rn

Ed & Amanda — Tue, 01 Apr 2025 06:00:00 +0000

It’s hot (and a little unhinged) in herre this episode, as Ed and Amanda plumb the depths of Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace.

But first: Monster Sex! Why does this billion-dollar industry have the women screaming “More!”?

For the flash fiction enthusiasts, we’ll unpack genre fiction and why it’s hard to pull off in 500 words.

Plus, stick around after the credits for a behind-the-scenes taste of the cancellable conversation that usually makes the cutting room floor. It'll even have Nelly singing, "Good gracious!"

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Daredevil Critique – ‘I Remember’ by Stephanie Hewat Simmonds

Ed & Amanda — Fri, 28 Mar 2025 00:40:00 +0000

Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of I Remember by Stephanie Hewat Simmonds.

This story appeared in the January 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction, which featured the anti-prompt: Break the rule “write what you know”.

Thanks to our daredevils for bravely facing the judges’ fire for the collective benefit of our listeners.

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Daredevil Critique – ‘Jesus, et al. Hereby Demand Ms. Paula Green to Cease and Desist All Invocations of Jesus, the Holy Spirit, and “Big Daddy God”’ by Holly Sadowski

Ed & Amanda — Fri, 21 Mar 2025 00:40:00 +0000

Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of Jesus, et al. Hereby Demand Ms. Paula Green to Cease and Desist All Invocations of Jesus, the Holy Spirit, and “Big Daddy God” by Holly Sadowski.

This story appeared in the January 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction, which featured the anti-prompt: Break the rule “write what you know”.

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Daredevil Critique – ‘Covid ’28 – Case-study (LS0977/B) – The impact of The Open Door programme on infected females displaying hysteria’ by Dez Veares

Ed & Amanda — Fri, 14 Mar 2025 01:00:00 +0000

Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of Covid ’28 – Case-study (LS0977/B) – The impact of The Open Door programme on infected females displaying hysteria by Dez Veares.

This story appeared in the January 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction, which featured the anti-prompt: Break the rule “write what you know”.

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Winner and Shortlist – January 2025 Not Quite Write Prize

Ed & Amanda — Thu, 06 Mar 2025 23:00:00 +0000

Ed and Amanda reveal the wildcards, shortlist and winner of the January 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction featuring the anti-prompt: Break the rule, "Write what you know."

Sit back and enjoy as we read the 6 a-door-able shortlisted stories that will feature in our annual print anthology.

Who will take home the AU$1,500 first prize and see their name emblazoned on the coveted Not Quite Write Prize trophy?

You can read the shortlisted and winning stories on our website, at https://notquitewritepodcast.com/results-of-the-january-2025-not-quite-write-prize-for-flash-fiction/

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Longlist – January 2025 Not Quite Write Prize

Ed & Amanda — Sat, 01 Mar 2025 23:00:00 +0000

Ed and Amanda reveal the 40 members of the January 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction longlist, featuring the anti-prompt: Break the rule, "Write what you know."

First, we kick off with a deep dive into key competition stats. Then stay tuned as we answer listener questions. We'll shoutout the best takes on the prompts, and some of our favourite titles and lines.

... brrring it on!

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Announcing the Not Quite Write Prize for FLESH Fiction

Ed & Amanda — Thu, 13 Feb 2025 23:00:00 +0000

Entries are now wide open for the Not Quite Write Prize for FLESH Fiction. The competition is free to enter and calls for erotic stories of no more than 1,500 words written in response to the following theme: “Making the unsexy irresistible.”

Find out more at https://notquitewritepodcast.com/fleshfiction

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#19 – The Next Big Thing

Ed & Amanda — Sun, 02 Feb 2025 01:00:00 +0000

Capitalism and art don't mix... unless you're Taylor Swift! We start with a look at Self-publishing (Taylor's Version) following the news that the Pop artist's self-published Eras Tour book sold nearly a million copies in its first week. From there, we explore Ed's hidden agenda to lure more men into the literary world (whether they like it or not!) Finally, in Get Rec'd, Amanda has once again neglected to check herself before she rec'd herself, so we shine an uncomfortable spotlight on her own middle grade adventure story, 'Go Big or Go Home'.

Read the New York Times article 'The Disappearance of Literary Men Should Worry Everyone' at https://www.nytimes.com/2024/12/07/opinion/men-fiction-novels.html

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#18 – Can’t Touch That

Ed & Amanda — Sun, 12 Jan 2025 06:00:00 +0000

We indulge in a little self-Daredevil action with dramatised readings of Ed and Amanda's own stories and a little one-on-one tough love, before talk turns to the NanoWriMo A.I. controversy and our cancellable thoughts on the matter.

In Get Rec'd we turn the microscope on the film, 'May December', and its ties to the true story of convicted pedophile, May Kay Letourneau.

Read Ed's showcased Furious Fiction story, 'Who Shat Their Pants?' and check out the picture prompt at https://www.writerscentre.com.au/blog/furious-fiction-september-2024-story-showcase/ Search for the 'What the Heck is going on with NaNoWriMo?' episode of 'Write Your Damn Novel' on your preferred podcast platform. Watch the fascinating 7 News Spotlight Interview with Mary Kay Letourneau and Vili Fualaau: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mowKsGWuW4

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Daredevil Critique – ‘What Cassandra Saw’ by Elysia Rourke

Ed & Amanda — Tue, 31 Dec 2024 00:50:00 +0000

Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of What Cassandra Saw by Elysia Rourke.

This story appeared in the October 2024 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction, which featured the anti-prompt: Break the rule “avoid head-hopping”.

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Daredevil Critique – ‘Home Sweet Home’ by Christy Hartman

Ed & Amanda — Fri, 27 Dec 2024 00:50:00 +0000

Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of Home Sweet Home by Christy Hartman.

This story appeared in the October 2024 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction, which featured the anti-prompt: Break the rule “avoid head-hopping”.

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Daredevil Critique – ‘Talking Heads: The Tale of Johnson & Johnson’ by Holly Sadowski

Ed & Amanda — Fri, 20 Dec 2024 00:50:00 +0000

Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of Talking Heads: The Tale of Johnson & Johnson by Holly Sadowski.

This story appeared in the October 2024 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction, which featured the anti-prompt: Break the rule “avoid head-hopping”.

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Daredevil Critique – ‘A Non-Consensual Truth’ by Sarah Kennedy

Ed & Amanda — Fri, 13 Dec 2024 00:50:00 +0000

Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of Bonus: Daredevil Critique – ‘A Non-Consensual Truth' by Sarah Kennedy by Sarah Kennedy.

This story appeared in the October 2024 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction, which featured the anti-prompt: Break the rule “avoid head-hopping”.

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Daredevil Critique – ‘The Three Lies and One Lifetime of Rucha Shah’ by Nina Miller

Ed & Amanda — Fri, 06 Dec 2024 00:50:00 +0000

Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of The Three Lies and One Lifetime of Rucha Shah by Nina Miller.

This story appeared in the October 2024 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction, which featured the anti-prompt: Break the rule “avoid head-hopping”.

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Winner and Shortlist – October 2024 Not Quite Write Prize

Ed & Amanda — Tue, 26 Nov 2024 23:00:00 +0000

Join us as we reveal the shortlist and winner of the October 2024 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction featuring the anti-prompt: Break the rule "avoid head-hopping."

We'll lie-ven up the countdown by reading the shortlisted stories from number six all the way to the top spot.

Who will take home the AU$1,000 first prize and see their name emblazoned on the coveted Not Quite Write Prize trophy?

You can read along and view the shortlist and longlist in full on our website at https://notquitewritepodcast.com/results-of-the-october-2024-not-quite-write-prize-for-flash-fiction/

Please note that this episode includes fictional stories and discussions which some listeners may find distressing. Please listen with care and reach out to your local crisis support service if needed. In Australia, you can reach Lifeline by texting 0477 13 11 14.

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Longlist – October 2024 Not Quite Write Prize

Ed & Amanda — Tue, 19 Nov 2024 23:00:00 +0000

In this special bonus episode, Ed and Amanda reveal the 40 members of the October 2024 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction longlist, featuring the anti-prompt: Break the rule "head-hopping."

It's gonna be lots of fun, and that's no LIE!

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Daredevil Critique – ‘Dazzling Diamonds, Heroic Horses and Pink Panties’ by Dez Veares

Ed & Amanda — Mon, 07 Oct 2024 05:50:00 +0000

Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of Dazzling Diamonds, Heroic Horses and Pink Panties by Dez Veares.

This story appeared in the July 2024 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction, which featured the anti-prompt: Break the rule “avoid purple prose”.

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Daredevil Critique – ‘Roses are Red’ by Vroni Kiefer

Ed & Amanda — Mon, 30 Sep 2024 06:50:00 +0000

Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of Roses are Red by Vroni Kiefer.

This story appeared in the July 2024 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction, which featured the anti-prompt: Break the rule “avoid purple prose”.

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Daredevil Critique – ‘Who Do I Have to Speak to About a Redo on the Prophecy’ by Holly Sadowski

Ed & Amanda — Mon, 23 Sep 2024 06:50:00 +0000

Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of Who Do I Have to Speak to About a Redo on the Prophecy by Holly Sadowski.

This story appeared in the July 2024 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction, which featured the anti-prompt: Break the rule “avoid purple prose”.

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#17 – Into the Tingleverse

Ed & Amanda — Wed, 18 Sep 2024 06:50:00 +0000

In this STRICTLY ADULTS ONLY episode, Ed and Amanda venture into the world of erotic fiction only to be "slammed in the niche" by Chuck Tingle.

Ed reveals the seminal event that sparked his interest in spicy fiction, and we ask, what motivates people to read erotica? Does it tickle their fancy or just their funny bone?

Keeping it classy, we round out our discussion with a look at the statistics from Elle Griffin's viral article, 'No One Buys Books,' and lament the current state of "venture capitalist" publishing.

Enter the Tingleverse at chucktingle.com Read Elle Griffin's article No One Buys Books Check out the Tiktoks at https://vt.tiktok.com/ZS2uavQPG/ and https://vt.tiktok.com/ZS2umqMuw/

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Daredevil Critique – ‘Best Laid Plans’ by SJ Snyder

Ed & Amanda — Mon, 16 Sep 2024 06:50:00 +0000

Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of Best Laid Plans by S J Snyder.

This story appeared in the July 2024 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction, which featured the anti-prompt: Break the rule “avoid purple prose”.

Thanks to our daredevils for bravely facing the judges’ fire for the collective benefit of our listeners.

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Daredevil Critique – ‘Thessily and Sylsiff’ by Jay Scott

Ed & Amanda — Mon, 09 Sep 2024 07:00:00 +0000

Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of Thessily and Sylsiff by Jay Scott.

This story appeared in the July 2024 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction, which featured the anti-prompt: Break the rule “avoid purple prose”.

Thanks to our daredevils for bravely facing the judges’ fire for the collective benefit of our listeners.

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Winner and Shortlist – July 2024 Not Quite Write Prize

Ed & Amanda — Fri, 30 Aug 2024 04:00:00 +0000

Join us as we reveal the shortlist and winner of the July 2024 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction featuring the anti-prompt: Break the rule "avoid purple prose."

We'll spice up the countdown by reading the shortlisted stories from No. 6 up to No. 1.

Who will steal the show and take home the AU$1,000 first prize and coveted Not Quite Write Prize trophy?

You can read along and view the shortlist and longlist in full on our website, at https://notquitewrite.com/results-of-the-july-2024-not-quite-write-prize-for-flash-fiction/

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Longlist – July 2024 Not Quite Write Prize

Ed & Amanda — Fri, 23 Aug 2024 00:00:00 +0000

In this special bonus episode, Ed and Amanda reveal the 40 members of the July 2024 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction longlist, featuring the anti-prompt: Break the rule "avoid purple prose."

First, we kick off with a deep dive into key competition stats. Then stay tuned as we answer listener questions and turn the spotlight on common flash fiction tropes. We'll shoutout the best takes on the prompts, and some of our favourite titles and lines.

It's a vertiTABLE smorgasbord of flash fiction goodness!

Learn more about flash fiction tropes here: https://notquitewrite.com/level-up-flash-fiction-tropes/

Enjoy a reading of the longlisted story 'This is a world with sentient desks' by Sam James at https://audio.com/samjames/audio/this-is-a-world-with-sentient-desks

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#16 – Poor(n) Things

Ed & Amanda — Wed, 03 Jul 2024 02:00:00 +0000

Ed and Amanda are confronted with Frankenstein's P*rnstar as we grapple with the Oscar-winning movie 'Poor Things'. Is it a feminist masterpiece, or is it simply yet another vehicle for the male gaze?

We also tackle book-to-film adaptations and why book lovers sometimes struggle to appreciate the onscreen version of their beloved novels.

Plus, Amanda shares why she doesn't want a bar of Timothée's "Chalami", and Ed invites ChatGPT to solve the TV writing crisis (with hilarious results).

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Shortlist Announcement – Not Quite Write Prize April 2024

Ed & Amanda — Fri, 31 May 2024 04:00:00 +0000

In this special bonus episode, join Ed and Amanda as they "pick the WINNER" of the April 2024 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction!

We'll start by showcasing a couple of our brave daredevils, then count down with us as we read the 6 shortlisted entries all the way up to the number one spot.

Who will take home the AU$1,000 first prize?

You can read along and view the shortlist and longlist in full on our website.

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Longlist Announcement – Not Quite Write Prize April 2024

Ed & Amanda — Fri, 24 May 2024 00:00:00 +0000

In this special bonus episode, Ed and Amanda reveal the 40 members of the April 2024 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction longlist!

First, we'll cover all the stats from the comp and shout-out some standout entries. We'll also answer your questions about what goes on behind the scenes of a flash fiction competition. We'll do a deep-dive on the prompts and showcase the work of some of our brave daredevils, dissecting their stories in detail for all to hear. Suffice it to say, this episode will be a doozy.

Join us, yes? It's a date!

Reading List: 'Going Short: An Invitation to Flash Fiction' by Nancy Stohlman, Ad Hoc Fiction, 2020.

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#15 – Literary Nonce-ense

Ed & Amanda — Sun, 31 Mar 2024 23:31:56 +0000

"Off with his head!" Lewis Carroll has been cancelled!

Ed and Amanda chase the White Rabbit down a tunnel of less-than “Wonder-ful” allegations, before turning the looking glass towards his poetry.

And from the oldest literary genre to the newest, we grapple with the news that a 5% ChatGPT-generated novel won a prestigious literary prize.

For more information about the 'Writing trauma without traumatising yourself' workshop (and excellent flash fiction), follow @pleomorphic2 on Twitter.

To witness book marketing done right, follow Julia Boggio via the social media links at juliaboggio.com

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Winner and Shortlist Announcement – Not Quite Write Prize January 2024

Ed & Amanda — Fri, 01 Mar 2024 00:00:00 +0000

In this special bonus episode, Ed and Amanda reveal the shortlist and WINNER of the January 2024 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction!

Count down with us as we read the 6 shortlisted stories all the way up to the number one spot.

Someone will be taking home $1,000. Will it be YOU?

You can read along and view the shortlist and longlist in full on our website

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Longlist Announcement – Not Quite Write Prize January 2024

Ed & Amanda — Sat, 24 Feb 2024 00:00:00 +0000

In this special bonus episode, Ed and Amanda reveal the 40 members of the January 2024 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction longlist!

We'll share interesting stats about the competition and shout out some of our favourite takes on the prompts.

Along the way, we'll offer plenty of advice about what to do to win the competition (and what not to do!) before dishing out some tough love to our daredevils.

So, grab a beverage of choice (take care not to spill!) and kick back and relax as we put the long in longlist!

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#14 – Midlife Crisis: The Musical

Ed & Amanda — Fri, 12 Jan 2024 03:25:16 +0000

You are cordially invited to attend a Not Quite Write dinner party, and short stories are on the menu! Gather ‘round the table as we feast upon James Joyce’s ‘The Dead’, served with a generous side of religion, politics, past loves, and Joycean epiphanies.

Plus, with the January 2024 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction almost at hand, your judges serve up their advice for how to claim the cash. If Ed can get a word in edgewise, he’ll explain why the anti-prompt is “a challenge, not a licence”, and as for dessert? Well, that’s a “grey matter”.

Bon appétit!

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#13 – High Doses of Obsession

Ed & Amanda — Sun, 24 Dec 2023 03:28:47 +0000

Oh no, Amanda forgot to check herself before she rec'd herself! Listen in as Ed roasts her teenage Hanson fanfic, 'High Doses of Obsession'. Is Amanda as aloof as she claims, or is she still sweating on the chance to join (Eye)saac in "meatspace"?

Plus, find out why all writers should, like, totally take a leaf out of every teenage girl's book.

Read 'High Doses of Obsession' for yourself, and check out listener and Not Quite Write Prize longlister, Jo Skinner's, 'Running and Writing' newsletter at johannaskinner.com

Note: Please send all imaginary offers of publication to contact@notquitewrite.com, addressed to Amanda Thorpe.

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#12 – Dear Diary

Ed & Amanda — Sat, 25 Nov 2023 12:50:04 +0000

Diaries don't get much attention these days, Anne Frankly, we're not happy about it! In this episode we delve into the pros and cons of epistolary novels and unlock the mysteries of ‘Piranesi’ by Susanna Clarke.

Plus, Amanda exposes her own ancient secrets when she hands over the keys to her childhood diaries. Has she evolved since age twelve? And what the hell is a 'Snust?' Connect with us at https://notquitewrite.com Register for the next Not Quite Write Prize at https://notquitewriteprize.com

#11 – More Moors

Ed & Amanda — Sun, 22 Oct 2023 23:00:38 +0000

We venture out into the wily, windy moors to find out what makes the bad guys tick. Is Heathcliff the quintessential incel? Did he pull a Ted Bundy, or was it all one big “mist” opportunity? Plus, Amanda opens up about her own writing flaws, and "Doctor Ed" prescribes a very bitter pill. Connect with us at https://notquitewrite.com Register for the next Not Quite Write Prize at https://notquitewriteprize.com

#10 – A National Geographic for People with Bad Hair

Ed & Amanda — Thu, 21 Sep 2023 23:20:09 +0000

Join intrepid hosts Ed and Amanda as they traverse the rocky terrain of critique in a quest to uncover the delicate balance that sustains the giving and receiving of critical feedback. As the expedition unfolds, they’ll venture further into the heart of the jungle and encounter the rarest of creatures: a Get Rec'd submission they both enjoyed. Will our heroes make it through the desolate wasteland of Ethan Hawke’s hair before sunrise, or will they still be arguing like an old German couple by midnight?

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Inaugural Not Quite Write Prize Shortlist & Winner Announcement

Ed & Amanda — Sun, 27 Aug 2023 02:00:00 +0000

In this episode we reveal the shortlist and WINNER of the 2023 #NotQuiteWritePrize for Flash Fiction. Plus, there’ll be shits and giggles as Ed and Amanda read the top entries for your listening pleasure. You can read along and view the shortlist and longlist in full on our official announcement page.

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Inaugural Not Quite Write Prize Longlist Announcement

Ed & Amanda — Sun, 20 Aug 2023 13:04:20 +0000

Ed and Amanda reveal the 60 members of the inaugural #NotQuiteWritePrize Longlist! … But not before delving deep into the judging process and the lessons they learned from your 678 entries. Strap in for a detailed behind-the-scenes experience like no other.

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#9 – Detour de Fromage

Ed & Amanda — Thu, 06 Jul 2023 06:46:27 +0000

In this episode, we take a slight “detour” into the world of Mom Rock to find out what fiction writers can learn from the songwriting greats. In Get Rec’d, Amanda lays bare her greatest lyrical love, the Barenaked Ladies, only to be eviscerated by Ed’s scathing response. Turns out although people don’t usually complain when you bring cheese… they will if the crackers start rapping.

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How to Win the Not Quite Write Prize

Ed & Amanda — Thu, 29 Jun 2023 01:48:44 +0000

It’s Not Quite an Episode! If you’re entering the #NotQuiteWritePrize you won’t want to miss this one, as we lift the veil on the competition judging process. By the end you’ll decide: are our judging preferences as transparent as glass, or as clear as mud? Plus, we share a snippet from our interview with the Two Lit Chicks.

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#8 – A Whaley Good Time

Ed & Amanda — Wed, 26 Apr 2023 00:22:17 +0000

Join Ed and Amanda on a podyssey of epic proportions as we dive into The Whale. Was the film really fatphobic? And what does that mean for writers? And together we’ll celebrate the launch of the #NotQuiteWritePrize by advertently averting adverbs.

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#7 – Mowing Down the Competition

Ed & Amanda — Sat, 01 Apr 2023 02:28:51 +0000

It’s a write-off! Winning strategies for flash and microfiction competitions and how writing prompts can either spark inspiration or spontaneously combust it.

In Get Rec’d, the Grass is Greener, but the competition is anything but healthy.

Plus, we officially launch the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction!

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#6 – Everything Oscillating All at Once

Ed & Amanda — Tue, 28 Feb 2023 19:47:06 +0000

It’s an existential crisis up in here! With the Oscars just around the corner, Ed and Amanda take a deep dive into Everything Everywhere All at Once. They tiptoe around the deadly sin of plagiarism, and Amanda burns bridges with celebrity authors. Plus Ed has a surprise for Amanda that leaves her extremely sensitive… and borderline traumatised.

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#5 – Original Sins

Ed & Amanda — Tue, 14 Feb 2023 23:08:11 +0000

Let’s chat about ChatGPT: how writers can use AI for good and evil. Plus, we’ll look at the cautionary tale ‘JR’ by William Gaddis and explore the pitfalls of originality for originality's sake.

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#4 – For the Love of Harvey

Ed & Amanda — Sat, 28 Jan 2023 08:06:04 +0000

Seeing is believing… but if you’re seeing a giant rabbit, it might be time to cut back on the martinis!

Ed and Amanda talk nostalgia in books, films and TV, and Ed reveals the formula for becoming a case-hardened wowser.

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#3 – Synecdoche, Schmenecdoche

Ed & Amanda — Sun, 11 Dec 2022 11:03:23 +0000

How much knowledge is enough to be dangerous? Ed and Amanda talk “How to write” books, and let’s just say… things get a little “tense”…

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#2 – Say Hello to Your Friends

Ed & Amanda — Thu, 10 Nov 2022 11:55:07 +0000

In this episode we talk reboots, remakes, sequels, prequels and revivals - it’ll be enough to make your head spin-off into a new narrative arc!

Plus, Ed reveals what the boys thought about The Baby-Sitters Club back in the day. Join us on our journey, and watch next episode's Get Rec'd recommendation: Synecdoche, New York

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#1 – Citizen Train

Ed & Amanda — Sun, 23 Oct 2022 01:49:15 +0000

Why Brad Pitt couldn’t save Bullet Train. And, did Hemingway really tell us to “Write what you know”? Plus, Ed is forced to ponder the eternal question: “Which Babysitters Club member are you?”

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#0 – Not Quite Write Podcast Trailer

Ed & Amanda — Sat, 22 Oct 2022 14:00:00 +0000

Hosted by Ed and Amanda, the Not Quite Write podcast explores the intricacies of fiction writing, media and current events from a writer’s perspective.

Four times a year, the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction challenges writers from around the world to break a specific “rule” of writing while still telling a great story. Participants have 60 hours to submit a 500-word story for a chance to win a share of AU$4,000 in cash prizes. A flash fiction competition with a twist.

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