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We’re not gonna lie, that would be pretty sweet.

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Latest Episodes

#17 – Into the Tingleverse

In this STRICTLY ADULTS ONLY episode, Ed and Amanda venture into the world of erotic fiction only to be “slammed in the niche” by Chuck Tingle.

Ed reveals the seminal event that sparked his interest in spicy fiction, and we ask, what motivates people to read erotica? Does it tickle their fancy or just their funny bone?

Keeping it classy, we round out our discussion with a look at the statistics from Elle Griffin’s viral article, ‘No One Buys Books,’ and lament the current state of “venture capitalist” publishing.

Latest Episodes

#17 – Into the Tingleverse

In this STRICTLY ADULTS ONLY episode, Ed and Amanda venture into the world of erotic fiction only to be “slammed in the niche” by Chuck Tingle.

Ed reveals the seminal event that sparked his interest in spicy fiction, and we ask, what motivates people to read erotica? Does it tickle their fancy or just their funny bone?

Keeping it classy, we round out our discussion with a look at the statistics from Elle Griffin’s viral article, ‘No One Buys Books,’ and lament the current state of “venture capitalist” publishing.

Bonus: Longlist – July 2024 Not Quite Write Prize

In this special bonus episode, Ed and Amanda reveal the 40 members of the July 2024 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction longlist, featuring the anti-prompt: Break the rule “avoid purple prose.”

First, we kick off with a deep dive into key competition stats. Then stay tuned as we answer listener questions and turn the spotlight on common flash fiction tropes. We’ll shoutout the best takes on the prompts, and some of our favourite titles and lines.

It’s a vertiTABLE smorgasbord of flash fiction goodness!

#16 – Poor(n) Things

Ed and Amanda are confronted with Frankenstein’s P*rnstar as we grapple with the Oscar-winning movie ‘Poor Things’. Is it a feminist masterpiece, or is it simply yet another vehicle for the male gaze?

We also tackle book-to-film adaptations and why book lovers sometimes struggle to appreciate the onscreen version of their beloved novels.

Plus, Amanda shares why she doesn’t want a bar of Timothée’s “Chalami”, and Ed invites ChatGPT to solve the TV writing crisis (with hilarious results).

Interview with Ben McKelvey & Craig Semple at Words on the Waves 2024 (#19)

Ed and Amanda chat with Ben McKelvey, an author who had to relearn how to read and write following a stroke at just 27 years old, and Craig Semple, former homicide detective turned mental health advocate, following the ‘Back from the Abyss’ panel at the Words on the Waves Writers Festival. Both men shared with us their incredible stories of loss and resilience. We discussed post-traumatic growth, and the unique challenges men face when undergoing breakdowns and breakthroughs.

Interview with Lauren Chater at Words on the Waves 2024 (#18)

Ed and Amanda chat with bestselling historical fiction author, Lauren Chater, following the Beauty and the Beasts panel at the Words on the Waves Writers Festival. Lauren shared with us her research process, and the opulent seventeenth-century inspiration for her new historical fiction novel, ‘The Beauties’, which poses the question, “In a world where beauty is a woman’s only currency, who pays the price?”

Interview with Bruce Pascoe & Lyn Harwood at Words on the Waves 2024 (#17)

Ed and Amanda chat with Bruce Pascoe and Lyn Harwood, partners, business partners and co-authors of ‘Black Duck: A Year at Yumburra’. The book, written in diary form, chronicles a year at the Black Duck farm, touching on the impact of devastating bushfires, as well as the rebuilding of a marriage. Bruce and Lyn shared with us their personal journey, as well as insights into how to live and eat in harmony with this wide brown land.

Interview with Matt Cosgrove & Eva Amores at Words on the Waves 2024 (#15)

Ed and Amanda chat with beloved picture book author and illustrator, Matt Cosgrove, of “Macca the Alpaca” fame, and his wife and co-author, Eva Amores. They’ve been working together on the ‘Worst Week Ever’ series, and they shared with us what it’s like to collaborate as a married couple. They also shared the unique challenges of translating picture books and graphic novels to an international audience.

Interview with Stephanie Wood at Words on the Waves 2024 (#14)

Ed and Amanda chat with journalist, author, and romance scam victim, Stephanie Wood, following the ‘Trust Issues’ panel at the Words on the Waves Writers Festival. Stephanie is on the cusp of watching her real life play out on the small screen in the Paramount+ TV series, FAKE, starring Asher Keddie and David Wenham. The series is an adaptation of Stephanie’s memoir of the same name, and she shared with us what it was like to watch a “devastating” time of her life being played out by actors.

Interview with Julie Goodwin at Words on the Waves 2024 (#12)

Ed and Amanda chat with Australian reality TV megastar, Julie Goodwin, at the Words on the Waves Writers Festival. Julie’s memoir, ‘Your Time Starts Now’ chronicles her life, from highest highs to dizzying lows. Julie has been open about her struggles with depression, and candidly shared with us what it felt like to overcome her internal critic and finally seek the help she needed.

Interview with Kate Forsyth at Words on the Waves 2024 (#11)

Ed and Amanda chat with internationally bestselling author, Kate Forsyth, ahead of the ‘Beauty & the Beasts’ panel at the Words on the Waves Writers Festival. Kate sheds some light on the darkness of myth and fairytale, and why she was drawn to telling the story of Psykhe, the Greek mythical origin of ‘Beauty and the Beast’, with a surprising feminist twist at its core.

Interview with Kerri Sackville at Words on the Waves 2024 (#10)

Ed and Amanda chat with columnist and author, Kerri Sackville, ahead of the ‘The Art of Parenting… Enough!’ panel at the Words on the Waves Writers Festival. Kerri’s book, ‘The Secret Life of You,’ asks why it’s so scary to be alone with your own thoughts. Ed and Amanda get a mini therapy session, and learn Kerri’s unusual strategy for passing the time, alone, at traffic lights.

Interview with Frank Bongiorno at Words on the Waves 2024 (#9)

Ed and Amanda chat with Australian political historian and author, Frank Bongiorno, ahead of the ‘Bad Cop, Good Cop’ panel at the Words on the Waves Writers Festival. Frank’s book, ‘Dreamers and Schemers’ charts Australia’s political history from pre-settlement Indigenous systems to the present day. We ask his well-informed opinion on exactly what goes into Australia’s unique democracy sausage.

Interview with Rosie Batty & Sue Smethurst at Words on the Waves 2024 (#5)

Ed and Amanda chat with former Australian of the Year, Rosie Batty, and co-author, Sue Smethurst, following their panel at the Words on the Waves Writers Festival. Australians will know Rosie as a fierce advocate for victims and survivors of domestic violence following the murder of her son by his father while at cricket training in 2014. In their book, ‘Hope,’ Rosie and Sue reflect on a decade of advocacy, and on how Rosie has helped shift the narrative around what she calls “family terrorism”.

Interview with Sue Turnbull at Words on the Waves 2024 (#3)

Ed and Amanda chat with author and crime fiction reviewer, Sue Turnbull, as she prepares for the Saturday Murder Club panel for the Words on the Waves Writers Festival. Sue is an academic and the chair of the BAD Sydney Crime Writers Festival, and we ask for her insights on crime novel adaptations and why audiences keep coming back to the same stories when they already know how they end.

Interview with Suzanne Leal at Words on the Waves 2024 (#2)

Ed and Amanda chat with versatile author, Suzanne Leal, as she kicks off the Central Coast Reads program for the Words on the Waves Writers Festival. Suzanne is on the board of the BAD Sydney Crime Writers Festival, and we touch on her career as a criminal lawyer and how it inspired her new book ‘The Watchful Wife,’ which looks at the consequences for the families of those convicted of crimes.

Bonus: Longlist Announcement – Not Quite Write Prize April 2024

In this special bonus episode, Ed and Amanda reveal the 40 members of the April 2024 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction longlist!

First, we’ll cover all the stats from the comp and shout-out some standout entries. We’ll also answer your questions about what goes on behind the scenes of a flash fiction competition. We’ll do a deep-dive on the prompts and showcase the work of some of our brave daredevils, dissecting their stories in detail for all to hear. Suffice it to say, this episode will be a doozy.

Join us, yes? It’s a date!

#15 – Literary Nonce-ense

“Off with his head!” Lewis Carroll has been cancelled!

Ed and Amanda chase the White Rabbit down a tunnel of less-than “Wonder-ful” allegations, before turning the looking glass towards his poetry.

And from the oldest literary genre to the newest, we grapple with the news that a 5% ChatGPT-generated novel won a prestigious literary prize.

Bonus: Longlist Announcement – Not Quite Write Prize January 2024

In this special bonus episode, Ed and Amanda reveal the 40 members of the January 2024 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction longlist!

We’ll share interesting stats about the competition and shout out some of our favourite takes on the prompts.

Along the way, we’ll offer plenty of advice about what to do to win the competition (and what not to do!) before dishing out some tough love to our daredevils.

So, grab a beverage of choice (take care not to spill!) and kick back and relax as we put the long in longlist!

#14 – Midlife Crisis: The Musical

You are cordially invited to attend a Not Quite Write dinner party, and short stories are on the menu! Gather ‘round the table as we feast upon James Joyce’s ‘The Dead’, served with a generous side of religion, politics, past loves, and Joycean epiphanies.

Plus, with the January 2024 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction almost at hand, your judges serve up their advice for how to claim the cash. If Ed can get a word in edgewise, he’ll explain why the anti-prompt is “a challenge, not a licence”, and as for dessert? Well, that’s a “grey matter”.

Bon appétit!

#13 – High Doses of Obsession

Oh no, Amanda forgot to check herself before she rec’d herself! Listen in as Ed roasts her teenage Hanson fanfic, ‘High Doses of Obsession’. Is Amanda as aloof as she claims, or is she still sweating on the chance to join (Eye)saac in “meatspace”?

Plus, find out why all writers should, like, totally take a leaf out of every teenage girl’s book.

#12 – Dear Diary

Diaries don’t get much attention these days, Anne Frankly, we’re not happy about it! In this episode we delve into the pros and cons of epistolary novels and unlock the mysteries of ‘Piranesi’ by Susanna Clarke.

Plus, Amanda exposes her own ancient secrets when she hands over the keys to her childhood diaries. Has she evolved since age twelve? And what the hell is a ‘Snust?’

#11 – More Moors

We venture out into the wily, windy moors to find out what makes the bad guys tick.

Is Heathcliff the quintessential incel? Did he pull a Ted Bundy, or was it all one big “mist” opportunity?

Plus, Amanda opens up about her own writing flaws, and “Doctor Ed” prescribes a very bitter pill.

#10 – A National Geographic for People with Bad Hair

Join intrepid hosts Ed and Amanda as they traverse the rocky terrain of critique in a quest to uncover the delicate balance that sustains the giving and receiving of critical feedback.

As the expedition unfolds, they’ll venture further into the heart of the jungle and encounter the rarest of creatures: a Get Rec’d submission they both enjoyed. Will our heroes make it through the desolate wasteland of Ethan Hawke’s hair before sunrise, or will they still be arguing like an old German couple by midnight?

#9 – Detour de Fromage

In this episode, we take a slight “detour” into the world of Mom Rock to find out what fiction writers can learn from the songwriting greats.

In Get Rec’d, Amanda lays bare her greatest lyrical love, the Barenaked Ladies, only to be eviscerated by Ed’s scathing response. Turns out although people don’t usually complain when you bring cheese… they will if the crackers start rapping.

Bonus: How to Win the Not Quite Write Prize

It’s Not Quite an Episode!

If you’re entering the Not Quite Write Prize you won’t want to miss this one, as we lift the veil on the competition judging process. By the end you’ll decide: are our judging preferences as transparent as glass, or as clear as mud?

Plus, we share a snippet from our interview with the Two Lit Chicks.

Interview with Jane Hutcheon at Words on the Waves

Number 6 in our series of 8 interviews at the 2023 Words on the Waves Writers Festival, we enjoyed a conversation with conversation expert, Jane Hutcheon.

Most will remember Jane from her decades-long career as an ABC journalist, and her hit show, ‘One Plus One,’ interviewing some of Australia and the world’s biggest names.

Jane discusses her latest book, ‘Rebel Talk,’ in which she shares her expertise in the art of conversation. We also delve into her role as moderator of the festival’s ‘Reimagining Ageing’ panel, and her quest to reimagine her own ageing journey.

Interview with Eleanor Limprecht at Words on the Waves

Number 5 in our series of 8 interviews at the 2023 Words on the Waves Writers Festival, we spoke with Eleanor Limprecht. Eleanor is the chair of the Board of Directors at Writing New South Wales, and is the author of four novels, including her most recent, The Coast.

We chatted with Eleanor about her love of Australian History, the challenges faced by writers in an evolving technological landscape, and whether it’s time for writers to consider selling their children.

Interview with Petronella McGovern at Words on the Waves

Number 4 in our series of 8 interviews at the 2023 Words on the Waves Writers Festival, we chatted with thriller author, Petronella McGovern, about her latest book, ‘The Liars.’

Petronella shares what it was like writing through the pandemic, and how she uses writing as therapy. Plus, she answers the question, “Does it get any easier after your first book?”

Interview with Jock Serong at Words on the Waves

Number 2 in our series of 8 interviews at the 2023 Words on the Waves Writers Festival, we chat with Jock Serong — reformed lawyer and multi award-winning author of several books including ‘The Rules of Backyard Cricket’ and his most recent novel, ‘The Settlement.’

We enjoyed a wide-ranging chat with Jock about Australian culture: from the lie-addled history of colonial Australia, to modern surf culture, and the real truth behind ‘The Castle.’

Interview with Fiona Lloyd at Words on the Waves

Number 1 in our series of 8 interviews at the 2023 Words on the Waves Writers Festival, we chat with the festival’s children’s program coordinator and middle grade author, Fiona Lloyd. Fiona’s debut children’s novel ‘Being Jimmy Baxter’ launches with Penguin Random House on 4 July. In our chat, we talk dark themes in middle grade and why she cried when she first saw her book’s cover design.

We also meet with fellow podcasters Two Lit Chicks and ponder the logistical intricacies of Virginia Woolf’s final swim.

#8 – A Whaley Good Time

Join Ed and Amanda on a podyssey of epic proportions as we dive into The Whale. Was the film really fatphobic? And what does that mean for writers?

And together we’ll celebrate the launch of the Not Quite Write Prize by advertently averting adverbs.

#7 – Mowing Down the Competition

It’s a write-off! Winning strategies for flash and microfiction competitions and how writing prompts can either spark inspiration or spontaneously combust it.

In Get Rec’d, the Grass is Greener, but the competition is anything but healthy.

Plus, we officially launch the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction!

#6 – Everything Oscillating All at Once

It’s an existential crisis up in here! With the Oscars just around the corner, Ed and Amanda take a deep dive into Everything Everywhere All at Once. They tiptoe around the deadly sin of plagiarism, and Amanda burns bridges with celebrity authors. Plus Ed has a surprise for Amanda that leaves her extremely sensitive… and borderline traumatised.

#3 – Synecdoche, Schmenecdoche

How much knowledge is enough to be dangerous? Ed and Amanda talk “How to write” books, and let’s just say… things get a little “tense”…

Also, this round’s ‘Get Rec’d’ proves that if you love the warm feeling of being set on fire, you’ll love Synecdoche, New York

Latest Episodes

#17 – Into the Tingleverse

In this STRICTLY ADULTS ONLY episode, Ed and Amanda venture into the world of erotic fiction only to be “slammed in the niche” by Chuck Tingle.

Ed reveals the seminal event that sparked his interest in spicy fiction, and we ask, what motivates people to read erotica? Does it tickle their fancy or just their funny bone?

Keeping it classy, we round out our discussion with a look at the statistics from Elle Griffin’s viral article, ‘No One Buys Books,’ and lament the current state of “venture capitalist” publishing.